We interrupt this losing streak...

Perhaps a picture of gator will soothe my troubled mind.

Guys, please stop sucking! No, really. Also, please stop making ridiculous "comebacks" in the waning minutes of the third period unless you can really seal the deal.

The 4-3 score from last night (and the 4-3 Pens and Caps games) really gives those who didn't see the game a false impression. Someone who sees that the final was 4-3 might think that you played well in each game and just came up short. The reality is you played terribly in each game and managed to squeeze in some goals to make it look good.

Please stop sucking.

I don't mind if you lose a few more this month. Just look good doing it.

Maybe your plan is to get cold for February and then tear things up in March, just as the Devils and the Pens start to cool off? Let's hope that's your plan...