Friday, May 9, 2008

Barf

Wipe that smile off your face or I'll do it for you!!!

Well that was totally gruesome. Not much to say about this one. Six days off certainly didn't help us any, that's for sure. I can only take consolation in the fact that we have lost the first game of the last two series and gone on to win the series, so hopefully this is just us sticking with what works.

Postgame Rubdown:

1. Settle down, it's just one game.

2. Marty, please don't try and play the puck. It worked well in the first two series, but I'm not feeling it for you this series.

3. We played like we played during our bad stretches during the regular season. This must stop immediately.

4. At least the officiating wasn't retarded.

5. I really don't have much else to say, since I am busy throwing up from anger and disgust.

And yes, I am posting this even before the game ends.

11 comments:

  1. What ever happened to little Benny Eager anyway?

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  2. And...

    Say what you will, but at least when we get all the calls we win the game. What happened to the Flyers? Upshall's dive, the weak holding call on Orpik, all those high-sticks you guys got away with...Why didn't you win? That's the only reason the Pens win, right?

    Learn to give credit where credit is due an be somewhat respectful. Good luck in the rest of the series. I respect the Flyers, though I wish nothing good on their fans.

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  3. Well, the Pens upped their record to 9-1 during Lord Stanley Preston's hockey championship. We all hail his wisdom, and grace, and know that he would be betting on the Pens this series.

    Hopefully, Ed Rendell will take a nod from this victory from the Pens as a sign to pay attention to the city with the astronomically lower murder rate, or leave office all together . . . as long as he takes our dumpy Lt. Gov. away with him. . . after all, he is from Philly. (Yes, I know she's from the 'Burgh.)

    Perhaps Flyer fans will take this loss with grace, but I doubt it. The most common endearment I read for Pittsburgh from a native from what really should be New Jersey is "Shittsburgh." Original, classy, and sophisticated. Just like our neighbor to the east, Filthydelphia.

    Some jagoff yinzer

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  4. Whoa! It's just one game! Come back when you sweep us and then we'll talk!

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  5. yea for real. penguins fans are like their players, they only have the balls to go after someone when they out number them two or three to one. just the way they mugged upshall last night... pens fans, you aren't as classy as you think you are.

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  6. @K-Mart

    Obviously you didn't see when Gary Roberts went after 4 Senators by himself.

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  7. you expect the pens not to gang up on him when he gives letang a cheap shot to the back? Come on man your flyers would have responded the same way

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  8. Pens dominate. Awesome game. So fun ripping on the Flyers fans after the game who thought they were tough shit before the game. Losers. The Flyers would rather make a hit on Gonchar than WATCH MALKIN. Retards. Geno scores on a breakaway. Amazing. I actually had to ask my buddy if Briere was a scratch or if he was playing last night. The little boy was invisible. We even won without getting all the calls, so no one can cry about 'diving' (their only excuse after a loss). Dumbass refs missed high sticks to Scuderi and Hossa. Whatever. We're up 1-0. Let's Go Pens!!

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  9. @anon1

    why would i watch the penguins when i don't have to? also, roberts is and always will be a goon. he was trash in toronto and is trash now.

    @anon2
    if letang hadn't shoved upshall after the whistle, there wouldn't have been a retaliation

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  10. Kristin: You must have been profiled on Pensblog recently. That drew several overly-hyped Pens fans to mine last week before the series even started.

    @Kmart: Don't you just love the anonymous ones?

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  11. haha...hey K-Mart, how'd that "going after Upshall with a group" work out in game 2? the smallest guy on the team WHIPPED HIS ASS then that ape Derian Hatcher refused to fight Laraque. you people in Philly are sooooo dillusional. 2-0 baby, got any excuses left?

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